Thick & Spicy Naughty Book Ornament

Thick & Spicy Book Ornament – Funny Romance Reader Gift, Maple Wood Engraved Holiday Decor

Calling all romance readers—your new favorite ornament is here.

This laser engraved maple wood ornament features the phrase:
"I Like Them Real Thick & Spicy"
...with a cheeky stack of books engraved with your favorite spicy romance tropes:
✨ Opposites Attract
✨ One Bed
✨ Enemies to Lovers
✨ Smut With a Plot

Perfect as a Christmas gift for book lovers, romance readers, or anyone who appreciates a little naughty humor on their tree. Each ornament is cut and engraved from real maple wood, hand-finished, and tied with a red ribbon for instant gifting (or decorating).

🎄 Product Info:
• Approx. 3.5" round
• Maple wood, 1/8” thick
• Red ribbon included
• Natural wood grain (each piece is unique!)
• Handmade and engraved in our NJ studio

🎁 Makes a perfect:
• Book lover gift
• Secret Santa gift for readers
• Romance reader Christmas ornament
• Funny stocking stuffer for her
• Holiday gift for booktok fans

Limited quantities available—grab one before they vanish like the last chapter of a 5-star spicy read.