As Jolly as I Get Ornament

For the holiday realist who shows up—but only just. This engraved slate ornament features the blunt and brilliant phrase “This is as jolly as I get,” making it the perfect gift for your favorite holiday grump or anyone who's festive... in their own way.

With its natural slate texture and clean engraving, this ornament brings just the right amount of jolly to your tree—no fake cheer required. A simple, stylish piece for those who prefer sarcasm over sparkle.